Thursday, August 27, 2009

sermon preparation ramblings and Onion article

Next Sunday's sermon is 75% done. Whew. Been very tough preparing for it - andeven more so as it is a Father's Day sermon and I decided not to go the traditional route. Going to try to keep it under 30 minutes so am planning for a 25 minute sermon. Why 25 minutes - so I will speak slower and in case I ad lib too much :-) And going to attempt to have a 3 slide sermon ppt. Reason for this is my ever on going evaluation of my preaching as well as that of the preachers we invite and the topic chosen etc.

Basically I try to squeeze too much into every sermon.... and then I speed up to squeeze in more so I do not go over time. But I still go over time as I get more and more excited when I preach. I suppose in a way it is a good as it does indicate that to me that God's Word is so incredibly relevant and rich. But I need to be more disciplined.

One solution is to give myself more slots next year so that I can have more sermons to tackle the passages and topics....

Anyway with my sermon basically done and just needing fine tuning and preparing a ppt (at least hopefully, as I have this tendency to revamp everything as the day approaches), I though I deserved a break and visited the Onion .... been a while and I thought some politically incorrect satire might be relaxing.

Read this article ... Suicide Bomber killed en route by car bomb.

BAGHDAD—Terrorist cells in Baghdad are in mourning for suicide bomber Ahmed al-Khalaf, 19, who was killed by a car bomb Monday, 200 yards from an Iraqi police station, his intended target.

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Sources within the insurgency said al-Khalaf was "on his way to becoming a glorious martyr" when he was struck down by the car-bomb explosion. Twenty-three other civilians were also killed.

"What kind of God allows the death of people who are on their way to kill innocent people?" insurgent leader Abdulwahid al-Tomizie said. "On the one hand, I am elated that the car-bomb explosion was successful, but the loss of the suicide bomber is a tragedy, as is the survival of all the innocent people he might have killed."

According to al-Tomizie, al-Khalaf could have killed as many as 40 innocent people, had his life not been cut short.

"It is tragic that al-Khalaf died seven minutes sooner than he intended," said Hassan Abdul Aziz, leader of a local cabal of Sunni separatists. "To think that he was just yards from his intended target. Our thoughts and prayers are with his terrorist cell."

No insurgent groups have claimed responsibility for the car bomb, although as many as 18 separate insurgency factions have vowed to carry on the fight in al-Khalaf's memory.

In the past week, over 170 Iraqi citizens and U.S. troops have died in terrorist or insurgent attacks, but al-Khalaf's death marks the first time a terrorist has been killed by another terrorist while on a different terrorist mission.

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Iraqis mourn the car-bombing death of suicide bomber al-Khalaf.

Terrorist leaders have called the incident a "wake-up call."

"No one likes to see a senseless waste of a willingness to take human life," said al-Qaeda operative Salih al-Shimiri, in a videotaped message aired on Al-Jazeera Monday evening. "However, there are worse problems than having too many suicide bombers on our streets."

Insurgent leaders met Monday to draft new rules to prevent bombing mix-ups like the one that killed al-Khalaf. One proposal would limit suicide bombings to odd hours, car bombings to even. Another designates "Car Bomb Only" traffic lanes to help terrorists get to their bombing locations more quickly and efficiently.

"I had a man last week get stuck in traffic while driving a car bomb to the Mendi Temple," al-Shimiri said. "When he arrived, he found it already on fire. We don't fill the cars up with enough gas to make two-way trips, so he was forced to blow up a nearby disco. This is madness."

Al-Shimiri added: "We all have the same goal here—the killing of innocent civilians. Let's stop working at cross purposes."

Iraqi cleric Moqtada al-Sadr believes all insurgents must find direction in their extreme fundamentalist faith. "When I close my eyes, all I can see are the faces of all the innocents al-Khalaf will never get a chance to kill. It is a sad day, but we must not let it shake our faith in the wrath of Allah."

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